The best book that I own is a book of funny quotes. It is completely ridiculous and it is so much fun to read from. A lot of the time I read books that are boring because I want to get smart. But then I get very frustrated with these books because they do not make any sense and there are too many details in them. The reason that I like my comedy book with funny quotes is that all of the chapters are very short. Each chapter is one quotation. That means that there is almost never a chapter that is more than 100 or 200 words long. I have a very short attention span and this is perfect for me. I think I’m going to read 5 chapters tonight before bed. Then tomorrow I can tell people that I read 5 chapters of the book last night and they will think that I’m smart.